Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.
(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)
i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.
Good news bad news best news
The good news:
I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff
The bad news:The last time I wore it I was nine years old
The best news:
I am the anime now
Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born
No wonder they’re endangered.
i fought my way through purgatory for a year to find you when i could have gotten out any time
but no homo dude
oh and i kept your coat for you even when i thought you were dead
it's not like losing you sent me on a downward spiral of grief and alcoholism or anything
and i did break through naomi's mind control by telling you that i needed you
but it's not like it's hard to overcome heaven's control right?
and the way i pray to you at least once a day even though i never had faith before you
and the way i need you not because of your powers or how you can help me or sam but because i need support and companionship and just your presence by my side
completely platonic amiright?
totally not in love with you or anything i swear
i rebelled against heaven and my family and all i'd ever believed in in the millennia of my existence until i met you
was that correct, dean?
it's "no homo"
once i hid and watched you rake leaves while thinking about how you deserved a better life than i could give you no homos
when naomi trained me to retrieve the angel tablet she made me practice killing thousands of deans
because my platonic feelings for you were the main obstacle to my mission
and then when you were mad at me i went shopping for your favorite beer and porn and toilet paper and almost murdered a shop attendant because they were out of pie
but i'm sure anyone would do the same
right um yeah exactly what i've been saying
logic at its finest
This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.
Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail
BOOM goes the dynamite
I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.
“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”
Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.
Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!
This made Winnie the Pooh and I very emotional.
Do not go on the bindi tag on Instagram unless you want to see a bunch of white girls bastardizing an entire culture. This ridiculous human being has the audacity to caption her photos with “feeling cultural.” Is it because her mayo self knows she’s boring and feels that the only way to be ~fashionable~ is by stealing someone’s culture? When will white people learn that appropriation for the love of “fashion” is disgusting and needs to be stopped?
Your name is Ingrid, correct?
I’m willing to bet everything that you’re not Desi. This is not cultural appropriation or racism. This is people taking the time and energy to find beauty in another culture, something we should not look down upon. I wonder how pathetic your life must be, to take screencaps of some stranger’s instagram and throw petty insults, all in order to feel like this giant moral savior.
You’re just making a giant fool of yourself.
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
Well done, i guess…
I fucked up
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!